How to prepare to meet that lumbering giant that is New York City? Even saying it, NYC, oh me oh my, what can be done when such awe comes running?
It has been just under two years since we have ventured out east. In those two years a good deal has changed. Most prominent on Jaye's mind is that she's seen doctors. Doctors upon doctors of all shapes and sizes, more doctors than any person in their right mind should see in such a period of time. (In case you're wondering, her sanity wasn't the problem).
As such, traveling of any kind has become rather intimidating. And this, our first venture out since words like, Hyperactive Nerve Syndrome, and VADER, and Physical Therapy, became part of our daily lexicon, is NYC, a world entirely apart from our own.
Thus, our travel preparations, trepidations, and anxieties, have brought forth a list of five packing essentials that would otherwise apply to a sixty or seventy-year-old geriatric. (In case you've forgotten, Jaye is twenty-six).
1. Drugs. Oh so many drugs. A cardiologist recently commented that we had the rap sheet of a 90-year-old. This includes most importantly, Advil, and the narcotic version of Tylenol. (No, we don't share).
2. Saucony Sneakers. Having worn regular, support-less shoes for her entire life, a geneticist suggested wearing 'real' shoes to compensate for various deficiencies in Jaye's lower extremities. She will be rockin' Broadway in business casual and business formal...and sneakers.
3. A hand towel. ATTENTION: this may be a fancy trick even normal people can make use of. We'll let you know how it works once we're back. Jaye's physical therapist recommends a folded towel rotated at intervals of twenty odd minutes during airplane rides, beneath the thigh, butt, other thigh, other side of butt, to help keep the hips moving while sitting.
4. Documents for the 2013 Backspace Writer's Conference. We're been hearing about this conference for years and finally we are able to attend, and just in time, since its going to be the last ever. If you're curious, this is the site. Aside from meeting agents, and networking with other writers, we will attend our very first session run my Donald Maass. (He's just a bit famous.)
5. The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern. Light reading to distract from the stress of uncertainty, and/or being stranded on some form of public transportation, and/or meals in public alone, and/or escape from boredom. We read this book when it came out and was all the rage to talk about. The paperback recently presented itself at our local Half Price Books. As soon as the Writer saw it, she knew that would be the book coming on this trip.
It has been just under two years since we have ventured out east. In those two years a good deal has changed. Most prominent on Jaye's mind is that she's seen doctors. Doctors upon doctors of all shapes and sizes, more doctors than any person in their right mind should see in such a period of time. (In case you're wondering, her sanity wasn't the problem).
As such, traveling of any kind has become rather intimidating. And this, our first venture out since words like, Hyperactive Nerve Syndrome, and VADER, and Physical Therapy, became part of our daily lexicon, is NYC, a world entirely apart from our own.
Thus, our travel preparations, trepidations, and anxieties, have brought forth a list of five packing essentials that would otherwise apply to a sixty or seventy-year-old geriatric. (In case you've forgotten, Jaye is twenty-six).
1. Drugs. Oh so many drugs. A cardiologist recently commented that we had the rap sheet of a 90-year-old. This includes most importantly, Advil, and the narcotic version of Tylenol. (No, we don't share).
2. Saucony Sneakers. Having worn regular, support-less shoes for her entire life, a geneticist suggested wearing 'real' shoes to compensate for various deficiencies in Jaye's lower extremities. She will be rockin' Broadway in business casual and business formal...and sneakers.3. A hand towel. ATTENTION: this may be a fancy trick even normal people can make use of. We'll let you know how it works once we're back. Jaye's physical therapist recommends a folded towel rotated at intervals of twenty odd minutes during airplane rides, beneath the thigh, butt, other thigh, other side of butt, to help keep the hips moving while sitting.
4. Documents for the 2013 Backspace Writer's Conference. We're been hearing about this conference for years and finally we are able to attend, and just in time, since its going to be the last ever. If you're curious, this is the site. Aside from meeting agents, and networking with other writers, we will attend our very first session run my Donald Maass. (He's just a bit famous.)5. The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern. Light reading to distract from the stress of uncertainty, and/or being stranded on some form of public transportation, and/or meals in public alone, and/or escape from boredom. We read this book when it came out and was all the rage to talk about. The paperback recently presented itself at our local Half Price Books. As soon as the Writer saw it, she knew that would be the book coming on this trip.
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